My Purse

Nothing says mom, like a mom purse. So to avoid complete social stereotypes I refuse to carry one. Until today. I realized my boys have taken over my non-mom purse and made it a mom bag.
Contents of said purse:
Hair clippy on the handle
1 stylish red wallet that can double as a clutch in a pinch
1 pair of Pedipeds shoes size 0 - 6 months
1 pair brown sandals size7M
scratched sunglasses
2 church bulletins (1 partially chewed)
really cute mini-notepad for notes, with a golf tee in the spiral
church photo badge for teachers
2 God Made Me take homes from the nursery (1 with a bell on it)
1 motorcycle
3 Target receipts
1 baby Moses
2 of the children's pink sheets from BSF
checkbook
bag or crayons
makeup bag
3 more golf tees
claim tag for Ryder from the nursery at church
smiley notepad for the above listed crayons
2 pacis and 1 teething paci
3 peppermints
1 straw
chapstick
book of matches
pen
and a hair rubberband

And I was just curious why my purse was heavy!
And just for Allison, pics of the fam:


Scout, Ryder, Dwight and Mike Madano